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:: 12.23.2001 ::
found this funny lil' piece of polikicks...
Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised Land!"
Now, Dubya wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the
price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.
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Dubya also wants to change the Republican Party emblem from an
elephant to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a
bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of
security while one is being screwed.
:: posted by Michael at 5:54 AM
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