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          :: 12.23.2001 ::
     
      
          
          found this funny lil' piece of polikicks...
 Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
 your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
 Promised Land."
 
 Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
 on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised Land!"
 
 Now, Dubya wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the
 price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.
 
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 Dubya also wants to change the Republican Party emblem from an
 elephant to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a
 bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of
 security while one is being screwed.
 
 
 :: posted by Michael at 5:54 AM
          
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